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Royal W J Cooper (b.1880), a local farmer, wrote and
published a book called "POEMS & PROVERBS".
His daughter Pearl has kindly given me permission to
include extracts from this poem:
"HUMOUR" My Christmas Holiday
If at Swannington Town you wish to sit down
For refreshment or something to drink,
It's a matter of course, you will call at a Horse
That is Black, and one that can't think.
Don't drink too much beer, as the stuff is too dear,
And enough is as good as a feast.
Whether ale beer, or dash, always pay down in cash
You will then know the west from the east.
You will always be poor with a slate behind door
And your welcome will not be so free,
As the landlord will frown and the lady sit down
When you order some ale, beer or tea.
So the best thing to do is to pay as you go,
Don't be selfish and don't be too free,
Don't drink too much beer, spend your money with care,
Don't quarrel when you're on the spree.
If at Swanningon Town you was to sit down
It's a foregone conclusion of course
You will call at a place, and feel no disgrace
A place known as Swannington Black Horse.
Good luck to the Landlord and Lady as well,
Good luck to their customers all,
A Happy New Year with the best of good cheer
If at Swannington Black Horse you may call.
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